So I just woke up at 4:45 am with a non stop meowing noise… Open my apartment door and this little guy came running in
Congratulations on your new cat
you’ve been chosen
cop: I’m arresting you for impersonating a police officer
me: I’m arresting you for impersonating a police officer
This is a very important post.
babies babying together
why you should date me; i’m 6’6 so if we go to concerts you can ride on my shoulders and see everything
Who does a pharaoh talk to when he’s sad?
i lost 10 followers already
a hip new dance called “sitting”
when u in class and porn pops up on ya dash