why do babies need twice as much sleep as us like they literally do nothing all day shouldn’t it be the other way around fuck babies
If you identify as a feminist I’m going to need you to stay at least 50 feet away from me, thanks.
A hoard of feminists all stand exactly 50 feet around you. Many other feminists slowly gather around, creating a large circle. You have said the wrong thing. You will never touch nor hear what these feminists have to say but they will always remain exactly 50 feet away from you in a large circle. Always. This is your fate.
And now, the weather.
A flower for you, my lady.
Sloths are what happens when coconuts come alive
That comment makes sense
im pretty sure owning a frozen yogurt machine would solve 100% of my problems
If Hannibal doesn’t feel guilty eating anything u don’t have to either.
buT DONT EAT PEOPLE THAT IS WRONG
A wise advice from tumblr user Cannibalisnn
When it’s raining we’re bassicaly all showering together
today i heard 2 kids talking about buying fake IDs after school and so i started eavesdropping cuz u know thats big kid stuff and then one was like “yeah but is all this really worth it like im pretty sure the fake IDs cost more than the fish we r gonna buy”
to buy fish at petco u have to be 18 or older
they were going to get fakes to buy fish