mage-of-rage:

deadlyviola:

awwww-cute:

So I just woke up at 4:45 am with a non stop meowing noise… Open my apartment door and this little guy came running in

Congratulations on your new cat

you’ve been chosen

mage-of-rage:

deadlyviola:

awwww-cute:

So I just woke up at 4:45 am with a non stop meowing noise… Open my apartment door and this little guy came running in

Congratulations on your new cat

you’ve been chosen

cybercum:

cop: I’m arresting you for impersonating a police officer
me: I’m arresting you for impersonating a police officer

trinandtonic:

dontbearuiner:

lawebloca:

Friends

This is a very important post.

babies babying together

phobias:

why you should date me; i’m 6’6 so if we go to concerts you can ride on my shoulders and see everything 

burgerkid:

burgerkid:

burgerkid:

Who does a pharaoh talk to when he’s sad?

His mummy.

i lost 10 followers already

mikau:

a hip new dance called “sitting”

iwishihadafather:

YEEEEEEESSS

skypestripper:

when u in class and porn pops up on ya dash

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