i want to be rebellious but i dont want to get in trouble
today in class someone sneezed & my teacher told them to shut up
"CAN’T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG?"
*white kid from 90’s tv show on bed throwing baseball up in the air and catching it while staring at ceiling*
The face she gives me when she wants to get on the couch
let her on the damn couch you monster
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What could possibly be going on in there??
dating an identical twin scares me bc what if i get them confused
i read a book once where this girl was romantically involved with this guy who had a twin and they would punk her all the time and be like which one is your boyfriend you have to kiss the right one and then it turned out one of them was evil and trapped her in a dungeon with a bunch of rats or some shit
but that’s like, worst case scenario
yeah baby i am an ANIMAL in bed. more specifically a koala. i can sleep for 22 hours a day