got no problem with watching a full season of tv in one sitting but when it comes time to pick a movie im like “am i really ready to pay attention to something for two hours”
Please take a moment to imagine Death the Kid trying to play Tetris.
oh you had a bad day???????? WELL 2014 years ago the dinosaurs went instinct on this very day. think before u speak
…..sweetheart, I think you are mistaken.
listen sweetie(: im a dinosaur scientist i know what i’m talking about
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I think “dildo” is a perfectly acceptable insult. Like, I’d call you a dick but you’re not real enough.
mentioning school on the weekend is rude and unnecessary
'girlfriend' by avril lavigne came out seven years ago
i don’t like your fun fact
I think you need to stop that
- Referring to any four-legged animal as a weird dog
- Massively underestimating the number of nearly uncountable objects
- Massively overestimating the number of clearly countable objects
- Bad puns in TV episode titles